The Anxious Campervan Driver's Guide to Road Signs

It looks like a snowflake.. but it hasn't snowed this year.. cripes it might be ICE [slam on brakes]	I have accidentally entered Hanger Lane Gyratory. The chances of surviving are pretty small. Stop crying.	In a way, I will miss the security of having a 300 vehicle tailback
No toilets or petrol for like ever. Even though I am desperate for both. Never mind, come off somewhere in Surrey and drive around like an idiot in the dark.	Missed it.	How annoying. Oh crap I AM a slow lorry. Engage 2nd gear and drive at 8 m.p.h.
Well OK, but I can't see out the back and can't do reversing unless I don't think about it. Sorry.	Windsock!!! Hello I'm in the wrong lane.	Hunch shoulders, lower head, look neither left nor right
I have never encountered this sign, Thank God.