Today's Have Done List

Stuff To Do Lists. They get long and upsetting. Here's today's Have Done List.

1.  Got the last stuff out of my storage unit and received £9.80 refund
2.  Downloaded a pattern for Jok's Klein Bottle Hat
3. Finished a customer's computer and wrote invoice. He's due about now and it's been saying Installing update 10 of 28 for like hours. Bugger. This is always happening.
4. Did some rows on fingerless glove no. 6.
5.  Scraped together £20 for Johnny's guitar lesson
6. Met X from Acme Thingummybobs (not real names) in The Brown Cardigan and wondered if they owed me a trillion pounds. Vowed to look into it.
7. Looked to see if HMRC admit to receiving my tax return yet. Did it on Sunday. They say I sent it but they haven't received it. Think it's cool.
8. Became very tempted to turn off the updating customer's computer by force. Leave it be Hels, leave it be.
9. Took pills circa 3pm. Projected sleepy time 3am
10. Booked GP appointment to get sick note extended. Way too late obvs. Next Wednesday. Not tomorrow. The one after.
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The Anxious Campervan Driver's Guide to Road Signs

It looks like a snowflake.. but it hasn't snowed this year.. cripes it might be ICE [slam on brakes]	I have accidentally entered Hanger Lane Gyratory. The chances of surviving are pretty small. Stop crying.	In a way, I will miss the security of having a 300 vehicle tailback
No toilets or petrol for like ever. Even though I am desperate for both. Never mind, come off somewhere in Surrey and drive around like an idiot in the dark.	Missed it.	How annoying. Oh crap I AM a slow lorry. Engage 2nd gear and drive at 8 m.p.h.
Well OK, but I can't see out the back and can't do reversing unless I don't think about it. Sorry.	Windsock!!! Hello I'm in the wrong lane.	Hunch shoulders, lower head, look neither left nor right
I have never encountered this sign, Thank God.